RightCoastPro Wrestling “Curveball” Results from 3/7/15 – Newark, Delaware
Quick Results:
• Aaron Stride retains his Heavyweight Championship Title over Ryan “Adrenaline” Rush
• Colton Quest wins #1 Contender 5-Star, 5-Way match over Harry M Baldwin, “Latin Lover” Chachi, “Bad Apple” Matt MacIntosh & Chris “The Show” Steeler
• CEO Clark Kelly’s Healthcare Initiative turns into a mini brawl with Joey Silver taking the upper hand on “The Prince of Aesthetics” Damian Gibbs
• The team of “Legendary Chick Magnet” Mozart Fontaine and Joey Silver outsmart the powerhouse team of Bobby Wayward and “Mercenary” Nick Sohlo.
• Bazooka Joe brutally beats Ruby Rubino before he is able to get into the ring, causing Bazooka Joe to call out more competition.
• “Heavyweight” Sean Royal sneaks in a win over Bazooka Joe as CEO Clarke Kelly interferes at the wrong time.
• Courageous Cruz gets a high-flying win over “Mexican Hardcore Champion” Pedro Duro.
CEO Clarke Kelly takes control of his first official RightCoastPro event after winning the CEO election in January. His management style is bizarre, his antics are shocking and the fans despise him but he puts on a great show and actually made money for the company! With former CEO Mister Crister now as his indebted servant, Kelly had the arena in tip-top shape and the whole evening flowing nicely.
Rush commanded the first half of the match with his high-flying offense and strategic use of the top rope. Clarke Kelly seemed worried that his champion (Stride) wasn’t fairing so well, so he conveniently sold the top rope in the middle of the match! The match was stopped; Kelly had Mister Crister remove the top rope! The match then continued in a completely different format which obviously benefitted Stride. This stunt fell right in line with all the other items Kelly was selling during the show, by the time of the Championship match, we were lucky to have a ring left!
Quest was taken down early and everyone took turns attacking his already injured knee. Steeler was the next under fire and battled fiercely against all men. Once the bad guys got overly confident and with MacIntosh freaking out on everyone, it was then a free for all. Steeler and MacIntosh took it outside the ring while Quest was able to regain some strength inside the ring. With a quick takedown of Baldwin and then a sneak attack on Chachi who was busy praising himself, Quest was able to make the pin and claim the #1 Contender spot!
Clarke Kellys Healthcare Initiative 2015 sounded like a really good idea and the staff was eager to hear what Kelly was offering them.
Then out comes the arrogant Damian Gibbs and his parasol to degrade and belittle everyone in attendance including the University Of Delaware singing group, the DelTones as they were exiting the ring. As the Healthcare Administrator for RightCoastPro, Gibbs had deemed everyone unfit for his program, demanded an on-the-spot photo shoot and demonstrated to everyone how he works out and stays so “buff”. DelTones member and RCP wrestler, Joey Silver took the grunt of Gibb’s insults. Silver had enough of the degrading and callousness towards his friends and fans; he charged and speared Gibbs from across the ring and started a scuffle. Gibbs retreated to the back as Silver celebrated with his group of friends still ringside and cheering him on!
Bazooka Joe brutally beat down Ruby Rubino in an unfair jump start to the Big Man Challenge before Rubino ever even made it to the ring.
As security was cleaning up the mess and helping Rubino to the back, Clarke Kelly tried to calm down the raging Bazooka Joe that was screaming for more competition and turned the topic back to making money. At this point, Kelly started selling off parts of the ring and stage to random bidders on the internet! He had Mister Crister running around taking items off the walls, removing the ring skirts, and taking down the stage decorations! He was making money by undressing the show right in front of our eyes! The fans were left in disbelieve of Clarke Kellys ridiculous antics!
Finally, “Heavyweight” Sean Royal made his way down the ramp and into the ring to challenge the enraged Bazooka Joe.
Joe doesn’t take Royal seriously as a competitor due to his small stature. What Bazooka Joe neglects to admit is that Royal is a skilled competitor that uses his brains and lightning fast agility to take command in the ring! Joe had the upper hand by out-powering Royal until, once again, Kelly jumps in to sell off more items from around the arena. Royal uses that quick distraction to take advantage and get the win! You guessed it; Bazooka Joes rage is now aimed towards Clarke Kelly and Kelly promised he would fix it!
The team of “Legendary” Chick Magnet Mozart Fontaine and Joey Silver were able to slip by Sebastian Night’s latest powerhouse team of Bobby Wayward and “Mercenary” Nick Sohlo.
Wayward started off as a ball of fire dominating both Fontaine and Silver. Sohlo took his turn and hit power move after power move to paralyze the opposition. Silver somehow managed to squeak by with a questionable 3-count as manager Sebastian Night caused a ruckus. Night certainly had some choice words for debuting rookie referee Reese and promised that his boys would get revenge on Silver and Fontaine
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The high-flying Courageous Cruz made quick work of self-proclaimed “Mexican Hardcore Champion” Pedro Duro.
This was a high-energy, face paced match that Duro seemed to be out of! With every maneuver Cruz was able to deliver, Duro had an equally ineffective counter that just couldn’t connect. Not a good night for Pedro Duro, but a great night for the fans, this was definitely one for the record books!
Huge thankyou to our musical guests for the evening the University of Delaware's "Deltones".
Thanks as always to our Mascot Coastee & all the great fans who make these events special.
And where would we be without our photographer Jim Stiehl of Stiehl Photography.
